Episode 459: Shout-Outs, Movies (Stennie: Wilson; Bet: Gimme Danger), Highlight, Bet Jumps the Threshold!, Pet Story, When Random People Rock, Jokes of the Week, Fuck Offs and You Rules, Most Punchable Faces.
Music: “The Hucklebuck,” performed by Sierra Rein, Lee Rocker and Frank Sinatra; “Movies” bumper by Duke.
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I went into a pet shop and asked to buy a goldfish. “Do you want an aquarium?” asked the clerk. I said, “I don’t care what star sign it is.”
Stennie- aawww – aren’t cats great?? They are very good at sensing your mood – when I’m down mine seems to stay in my lap – such a sweetie! Your Lincoln “freak out” story cracked me up – sorry about the injury, but I could definitely relate to that one! Ha! And you all just staring at each other like WTF happened??
Bet – so glad that you got a new computer – new computers run so fast and just make you feel happy. I hope you continue to have positive computer stories! And the Netflix guy and the khaki pants – that’s some quick thinking – hilarious!
I’m so far behind on my comments – but if you’ll indulge me:
A joke – better late than never: Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who their favorite composer was, they just kept saying “Bach, bach, bach bach…”
Three questions I’d ask Punim if I could get an answer:
1. How can I convince you it’s OK to let people in the house?
2. Do you really like going to daycare? If so, why don’t you play more?
3. Why are you afraid of plastic bags?
And finally, I hated La La Land very much. Neither of the leads can act or sing, the story was weak and the whole thing was too plastic.
And now for some comments on THIS episode:
Stenns – wow! When Lincoln freaks the fuck out, he doesn’t kid around! Do your kitties see ghosts? I’ve got other friends with cats who swear they do.
Bet – did you mean mercurochrome? It’s something my mom would put on scrapes and mosquito bites that stained your skin red. I remember it worked really well. However, they don’t sell it anymore because its main ingredient is mercury. Oh those wacky 70’s.
I also need Betster’s cleaning person to come and work on my junk piles. There’s so much to do around here, it’s just too overwhelming.
But wait – when did Bet get back to sleeping in the bed? Hurray! Congratulations on using the big girl bed!
Most punchable faces: Sean Spicer, If anyone’s face says “punch me,” it’s his.
Hello!
I am a terrible joke teller; actually, it’s that I don’t remember them. However, I am trying hard to remember the thermos/blonde joke as that one made me laugh out loud.
Back a few episodes……Bet, Arthur Ashe is indeed buried in Richmond. He rests in an African American cemetery that is run down; very sad but not atypical for many in this country. There are groups here that sponsor cemetery clean-up days for a couple of neglected ones here.
I would like to send flowers to Frank Beamer, retired VT football coach, for all the great wins, painful losses and for just being a coach with integrity. Secondly, I would send flowers to Peyton Manning. I really liked him as a QB and I like him as a person. I love how he seems to embrace his clean, slightly dorky reputation and allow himself to be made fun of in ads/commercials.
Stennie, how is your Mom’s not-so-new-now dog doing?
Have a good show!
Donna