Episode 465: RIP Gregg Allman and Roger Moore, Shout-Outs, Movies (Stennie: Don’t Think Twice; Bet: Get Out), Binge Watch, Commercial of the Week, New Favorite, Pet Story, Is This Universal, ’80s Ball, Joke of the Week, Fuck Offs and You Rules, “The Incident.”
Music: “The Hucklebuck,” performed by Sierra Rein, Lee Rocker and Frank Sinatra. “Movies” bumper by Duke, “New Favorite” bumper by Krizzer.
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Stennie – I do the same in the shower as Bet, face away to rinse shampoo out (and shave my legs facing away because I have a little built in seat in the corner), but face the shower head otherwise.
I love the heels of bread as well. I don’t eat them in any particular order (first/last.)
Bet – while I was on vacation, my friends that were watching my cats needed to buy more cat food (which is odd, they should have had enough for the whole time, but whatevs) they bought Nature’s Recipe and my cats LOVE IT TOO! Since I’ve been back, I switched them back to their old food and now they won’t eat it. I’ll keep an eye on their poo to see if there are any changes, but ugh, I liked the other stuff better for them. Now I have to go to the store tonight to buy more Nature’s Recipe!
Joke: A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a
broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘.He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
‘You talk?’ he asks.
‘Yep,’ the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says ‘So, what’s your story?’
The Lab looks up and says, ‘Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.
I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.’
‘I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.’
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
‘Ten dollars,’ the guy says.
‘Ten dollars?! This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?’
‘Because he’s a liar. He’s never been out of the yard’