Episode 471: RIP Glen Campbell and Barbara Cook, Shout-Outs, Movies (Stennie: Everything Before Us; Bet: Detroit), Pet Story, Eddie Izzard and a You Rule, Watch Your Phraseology, Bet Goes to the Doctor, (Potential) New Favorite, Lowlight, Jokes of the Week, Fuck Offs and You Rules.
Music: “The Hucklebuck,” performed by Sierra Rein, Lee Rocker and Frank Sinatra. “Movies” bumper by Duke, “New Favorite” bumper by Krizzer.
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Stennie – I face away from the shower. I also have a shelf with all my stuff on the opposite side from the shower head – not sure if that is the reason why or not. Eclipse – we had planned a 3 hour drive to see up in Wyoming but got scared off by the estimates of traffic to get back home after the eclipse so just enjoyed our 92% at home. Watched the Science Channel show Madras – looked pretty cool. Jealous of you!!
Melon votes – Bleah to Cantaloupe – can’t stand it, but love Honey Dew
High Brow Joke: Atheists don’t solve exponential equations because they don’t believe in higher powers.
Low Brow Joke: A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thinks: “Some asshole has my pen.”
Two banjo jokes borrowed from Appalachian story teller Sheila Kay Adams, told while tuning a banjo and complaining that they are always out of tune and even when tuned, they will often go out of tune during a song.
Q. What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.
Q. What is the difference between a banjo and a large pizza?
A. A large pizza will provide dinner for a family of four.