Episode 481: Shout-Outs, Movies (Bet: 54; Stennie: Warm Bodies), Binge Watch (Bet: Amazon Originals: Sex Ed), Video of the Week, Pet Story, Reddit Thread of the Week, Accomplishment of the Week, Jokes of the Week, Fuck Offs and You Rules, Would You Rather?
Music: “The Hucklebuck,” performed by Sierra Rein, Lee Rocker, and Frank Sinatra. “Movies” bumper by Duke, “Pet Stories” and “Joke of the Week” bumpers by Siskita.
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Hi ladies!
I had a similar experience during puberty with my folks. After I got my period, of course, I started getting hair on my legs and underarms. I asked my mom for a razor, she was reluctant to give me one and my dad said “If she’s old enough to get pregnant now, she’s old enough for a razor.” Later that day, there was a razor sitting on my bed. No one ever spoke of it again. (I think my mom didn’t want to give me one because she was more afraid I’d cut myself than anything else.) Puberty and sex were topics never discussed in my house.
But funny now that I look back on it. Neither of my parents would remember this incident at this point. My mom can’t even remember that I used to bite my nails. She said “No you didn’t, Kelly Jean (my middle name). You never bit your nails.” “Yes, I did, mom. You even bought me that bitter tasting polish to get me to stop.” She can’t remember anything anymore!
Joke time: “I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty, except for a single dog…it was a shih tzu!” (Get it “Shit….Zoo?”)
Here’s another:
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station.
“I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.”
“Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant.
“No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.”
Hope you ladies have a lovely Thanksgiving!
Kelly – heh, heh – love the mop joke!!
Happy Thanksgiving, Ladies!
Been out of town at a conference, haven’t gotten to listen yet – hope to catch up on way to work Monday 🙂 But got a joke:
Joke: Every Scooby-Doo episode would literally be two minutes long if the gang went to the mask store first and asked a few questions. (By the way, I steal most of my jokes from a friend from college – Lissa. Thanks Lissa!!