Episode 202: RIP Billie May Richards, shout-outs, movies (Bet: A Town Called Panic), New Favorites, What’s Up With That?, Fuck Offs and You Rules, Fact or Crap!
Music: “The Hucklebuck,” performed by Sierra Rein, Lee Rocker, and Frank Sinatra.
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I’m sure it was the vet who turned you (and Milo) in, but I expect they’re required to do it. And four dollars is easy. Up here, they charge us sales tax each year on our car for the “personal property tax”.
If it’s a nice day and I can get a sitter, I’m going to the Stewart rally. But I’m not sure, because I have shit to do. (That sign about Hitler is one of Stewart’s — can’t take credit for it)
Some signs I’d carry to the rally:
* “Soitenly!”
* The Dog Ate My Sign
* Who Are All These Damn People?
* Where is Jon Daily?
* Why Did I Attend a Rally Held By a Man Who Can’t Pronounce His Own Name?
* Where are the Porta-Potties?
* The Ceiling Cat is Watching Us
I can’t take credit for this because I saw it on TV but it would make a dandy sign for the rally:
“This Sign is Heavy”
I’m with Heidi on Zooooie Deschanel (sp?). She’s cute and all, but I don’t quite get the hubbub.
And Bet, Megan Fox does not have big boobs. She’s hot, but she’s just an Angelina Jolie clone. Kind meh-worthy in even in my hetero-sexual mind.
Heidi, I don’t mind 6-8 weeks for delivery–you’re not lazy–you’re busy. Everyone always says they’re lazy when most of the time they’re just busy and have priorities. So, take your time, I say.
I like Joseph Gordon Levitt as an actor–“Brick” was great–but his middle name is pretty damn dorky. Your first name really has to be “Flash” to pull off any other use of “Gordon”.
I also added “A Town Called Panic” to the queueueueueue. Why is there a Cowboy and an Indian in France? Shouldn’t the latter be called “Native Frenchman?” Oh wait, I forgot, the French aren’t big on cultural tolerance >__<
First I’d like to brag: I figured out how to download the Hucklebug to my Phone! This will eliminate the “I’ve fallen behind on HB’s because I keep forgetting to take my iPod out of the car ti be synced” thing. So yay me.
Ladies, I NEVER get tired of your pet stories. It’s not like baby stories, where I have about a 2 second attention span. Besides, your pets really ARE cute, how can you not have great stories about them?
New Orleans is a great idea. I’m in.
There was something else but I forget now. I’ll be back.
And we’re back. I remember now:
Bet, if you like any of my songs, I would be honored and overjoyed and delighted and tickled beyond belief to have you do a music video for me. I know you have a couple on CD mix #10. Do you want me to send you some others? Or are you kind of “eh” about the whole thing? That’s ok too. 🙂
Bet-I have now placed A Town Called Panic in my Netflix Queue. I did it as I listened to the show at work in front of the computer. (Usually, I’m listening in the car.) Hope your knee feels better! Oh, and I forgot to mention this last week, yes you may use ‘Crapalingus’ whenever you’d like.
Stennie-Now that you talked me into finally getting my Wii (thank you btw, no really, thank you.), and when I buy a second controller, you can come over to play(although we had more room at your place….) and then I can get my kazee! Or we’ll just continue to play at your place, if you make that FUCKING FABULOUS gaucamole again!
I’d like to give a YouRule to Sweet E’s Bakery truck. Has everyone caught wind of the recent surge in food truck popularity? Well, I followed The Grilled Cheese Truck on Twitter and have now tried two different “specialty” grilled cheese concoctions from them this month. Not impressed for $7.50 a sandwich. I never finished either of them. (First sandwich was their signature grilled cheese with two slices of cheddar, then mac & cheese and pork in the middle. The second was a grilled cheese on rosemary bread with bleu cheese, fig paste and red wine marinated pulled pork.) A grilled cheese should kinda be left alone I guess.
ANYWAY, a few weeks ago, they were parked down the street from work, so I popped over during lunch. In the same parking lot was Sweet E’s Bakery truck. The lovely gal working inside it gave me TWO cakepops (cake on a stick) for the price of one. And these things weren’t cheap for a few measly bites of cake. But since I couldn’t make up my mind which flavor I wanted, she just gave me both. So, thank you to the girl (who’s name I forget) for being sweet, kind and patient with me. Oh, and I have since stopped following The Grilled Cheese Truck on Twitter. I shant be buying from them again.
Signs I would carry:
“Does This Sign Make My Butt Look Big?”
“God, It’s Me, Kelly. Wuzzup!”
“Blank”
“I’m Just Here for the Freedumb”
“My Sign Will Kick Your Sign’s Ass”
Julia Roberts I find tolerable, but I’ve never been smitten; I seem to be immune to the her mojo. But I can’t STAND Megan Fox. Gack. Interesting that you (Bet) think Zoe D. looks like Emily Blunt, whom I also consider a doppelgänger of my high-school GF.
I’ve been to NOLA once for about a week back in the early 90s. I’m kind of meh on it.
Yes to Julia R, whose movies aren’t any big deals but she seems like she’d be a good lunch date. She’s a big fan of Wong Kar-Wai’s feelm In The Mood For Love, which displays a cultivated taste one rarely sees in your big time box office movie stars.
A few signs I’d bring:
WHO FARTED?
GET A BRAIN, MORANS! (every rally needs this sign)
WHERE THE HELL ARE THE SINGING CATS?
GIMME THE DOWNBEAT, MA’STRO!
WHAT CHANNEL ARE YOU ON?
BRAAAIIIIIIIINS!
FREEBIRD!